The Mayor

.....of Rubeville.  It all started with my friend Ryan calling a customer a rube.  It has since grown into a crazy fictitious town with me being the Mayor and I am not proud to say, "we are adding residents on a regular basis!"

In college, I worked at a sporting goods store in the mall with Ryan Fitch.  As you can imagine we came across a wide spectrum of people :)   One day Ryan said "that guy is such a rube" (don't worry, it was not to his face, the customer had already left).  I did have to look up the word and for some reason I thought it was such a funny word.  So anytime we had a customer who was an idiot we called them a rube.  I am not really sure how we developed it from there but we started giving these people "jobs" in Rubeville.

For example:
A kid that came into the store to buy a pair of shoes ended up being given a job.  He was a Senior at Rubeville's high school and played trombone for the marching band.

Sometimes a person was given a job because of something they did (temporary rubeness).

For example:
A gal I used to teach with kept coming to school and talking about how much she hated her new lotion because it was so gummy and didn't really get absorbed into the skin.  Well, come to find out she had bought a body wash instead of body lotion!  So, she is now the owner of Bath and Body works in Rubeville.

Some of the people who have been given jobs in Rubeville know it and get a kick out of it.  There are others who I have met in passing and do not know about it. Whether a person knows about it or not, I mean no harm.  It's just a way to put a funny spin on stupid stuff.

When I started this blog my sister told me she was so excited because she thought I would be telling all of the stories of how people came to have jobs in Rubeville.  Please know, I do plan on telling those stories as well as adding some general stuff too.  I am kind of sad because I don't remember some of the stories from earlier years and back in college, but I will try my best and share them with you as well as keeping you up to date with new ones as well!

So, to get to Rubeville...... head South on I-768, take the 170 exit and turn East.  Keep going East until you get to the statues of Paul Bunyan and Babe The Blue Ox and then take a left!

If you would like, stop and take a picture with the infamous duo :)